#where's the melty emoji

[grinchwrapsupreme]

let me go hoooooooooooooooooooooooome let me go home let me go home let me go hoooome

[purplesweetpotatoes]

i see the confusion. i recognize it. i want to say it was purposeful because i live for chaos but i think it was my midnight brain leaving my body

why don't people have balls anymore? Like balls where people dance choreographed dances that we all know the steps to? I want one of those bring it back

[navybrat817]

It’s PT!Bucky nonnie again!!

It’s only been a few days since I sent that ask but last night things got a little…spicy in our texts.

He works late hours, so I didn’t hear from him until I was getting ready to sleep and I was having terrible insomnia. He said he’d love to “offer a hottie like me some assistance to help me sleep 😉” and I truly combusted with what followed lol

I’m unsure whether I want to make the first move in asking for a date or if I should let him do it. It’s very clear to me he’s making an effort to reach out when he can (he even went out of his way to send me a photo of him and his friends at dinner the other night after not talking all day) so I know he’s interested. I’m trying to be patient but he’s just so daddy 😩

-🫠 (using the melty emoji as my sign off because that’s how this mans makes me feel)

P.S. - loved the gif of course- and wanted to add a side note that PT Daddy looks like he could throw me around like a sack of potatoes.

Ooh, nonnie. Spicy PT. We love to see it! And the fact that he looks like he can throw you around? Yes, please.

How are you feeling about the situation? I can see why you may want to wait, but I also love taking a chance to see where it will lead you. He may like that, too. 😉

And the 🫠emoji is yours! Sending all the good vibes, love, and thanks. ❤️

[mairaiscarrierofthepaperclips]

Buddie Flufftober Master List

I had so much fun doing Flufftober this year - just over 78k words i one month, holy crap. Ya girl was not expecting that.

Anyhoops, here is a master list of the Buddie fics I wrote for Flufftober. There will be a link to each fic, a quick blurb, and the prompt for that day.

See y'all next month for some fluffy, 12 Days of Christmas shenanigans!

just like our hearts intertwine - or, the one with the proposal.

Prompt: "I've got you."

my heart will bloom for you - or, the one with the secret relationship.

Prompt: Friends, family, loved ones

i smiled because i knew - or, the with the unexpected confession. At the zoo.

Prompt: "Wait, you love me?" "I always have."

what makes life divine - or, the Royalty AU featuring Prince!Eddie and Cinderella!Buck.

Prompt: Cinderella moment

you hold my heart forever - or, the one with the haunted corn maze and the hand holding.

Prompt: Corn maze

i so informed you thusly - or, the one with the broken porch swing.

Prompt: Porch Swing

the only thing more beautiful - or, the one in the rain.

Prompt: Rainy Day

so hold my heart my love my soul - or the one with cat dad!Eddie.

Prompt: [...] at first sight.

a madman and a minstrel - or, the one where Eddie confesses his feelings for Buck. To Buck.

Prompt: "You're the love of my life."

your sweetness i crave, your lips upon mine - or, the one where Buck is in hospital.

Prompt: Sweet Tooth

you are my very movement, and i your wildest yes - or, the one with the firelight (a.k.a baby's first E fic).

Prompt: Fire and Ice

and i always will - or, the one where Eddie answers the wrong phone.

Prompt: Wrong [...]

you're the one i choose - or, the actor!Buck AU.

Prompt: "I hate it." "No, you don't."

finally, drops about me, on me - or, the one with the brownies.

Prompt: Emergency, Confession, Adventure

all that's best of dark and bright - or, the one with the nightmare.

Prompt: Singing one another to sleep

in different kinds of solitude - or, the one where Chimney (and the 118) lose their collective minds.

Prompt: Encouraging S.O to achieve the goal.

nothing is simple yet nothing is simpler - or, the one where Buck ends up in the E.R. Again.

Prompt: "Did you plan for this to happen."

you're where i stand hearing the sea - or, the one where Eddie accidentally kisses Buck.

Prompt: Keeping someone safe

night strewn salt across the sky - or, the barista!Buck AU.

Prompt: Pumpkin

to the depth and breadth and height - or, five times Eddie makes Buck cry, and the one time Christopher does.

Prompt: [...] +1 things

i am never without it - or, the one where Buck finds a hidden box

Prompt: Trinket

to notice all the shiny things - or, the one with a shirtless Eddie at the beach, and Buck losing his mind

Prompt: [melty face emoji]

i wanna feel the sunshine, shinin' down on me and you - or, the one where Buck accidentally kisses Eddie

Prompt: Fireplace

to beg a boon - or, the one at the carnival

Prompt: Outdoor Event

that show us to our love inevitable - or, the one with the thunderstorm

Prompt: Soothing Touch

for all the words unspoken - or, the one with Only One Bed

Prompt: "Hey! Wake Up!"

give me the love that so freely gives - or, the one where Buck realises what everyone already knows - that he's in love with Eddie.

Prompt: Self Worth/Self Love

[daisychainsandbowties]

What are your favorite old memes?

alright then fuck me

disclaimer: i have no concept of time. also a loose grasp of what a meme is. i'll do a detailed top 5 & then some honourable mentions

charlie the unicorn. asked my mum today if she remembers me being 10 & liking that yt video and she said "shut the fuck up casper". so u get the vibe. cursed, brilliant.

2. mr happy face. also a youtube video. i won't link it because you shouldn't watch it please god. but also, there's a story behind why i like it. i joined boy scouts when i was 11 & there was a girl i had a crush on (yes girl butch babies in boy scouts)

& she LOVED knives (i have a type) but her parents wouldn't let her have a penknife so i decided i would, in true mating-ritual style, give her one of my knives. it was stainless steel and had this fat curved blade and she adored it and for one fleeting moment i had all the girl game on the planet. but she also decided to name it (as you do) & it was called Mr Happy Face.

3. any and all star wars memes tbh, but especially any involving my boy the gender euphoria himself obi-wan kenobi.

the GEnErAL KEnObi meme. this is imo the funniest version of it

also this one

4. any lord of the rings meme BUT have to genuflect to the king the one the only

it's 16 yrs old GOD i was 9. spamming the melty face emoji

my man sean bean. he can hit but like, he'd die before he got to 2nd base. sad.

5.

i still play skyrim & every time i hear this i want to eat my controller so this is clearly the beef stock cube of memes

honourable mentions

the itachi thing where it was like sasuke going 'hey, itachi' fucking 20 times and itachi going WHAT!!!!!??? & then sasuke goes '.... hi.'

the world ending in 2012 (you laugh but a boy in my class cried)

the fucking!!! millennium thing. where they were like 😱 computer code will BREAK (idk) my dad made like 300 euros just sitting in the office at midnight on NYE 1999. it was called the Y2K scare here look . to me it is a meme bc my dad breaks down laughing every time he forgets he already told me about it.

grossly misspelling benaflick cumbersome's name

centipedes in my vagina. salute queen.

none pizza with left beef

blue waffle (purely for the hysteria it caused in my friend group. can u guess i did not hang out with the most reasonable the less-prone-to-drama girlies?) DO NOT LOOK IT UP. i never have and i am so happy.

dividing by zero. my friend once fully slapped my calculator out of my hand bc she thought we would both die

gaia online is a meme to me. fuck that place fr. had my first online girlfriend on there though. and my first death threat. let's call it a historical monument then

again. not a meme. but does anyone else remember freewebs? where you could just make ur own website? & host ur own little forums. i THRIVED. made like 15 websites for my favourite video games that these days would be called wikis.

look shoot me if you want but potter puppet pals was fucking hilarious.

people's bios on ff.net. you really had to put every single quote you like from anything ever up on ur home page.? why.

the jelly donut meme from pokemon.

ask ketchum being 10 for 25 years

the math lady meme. she is so real for that.

[gardenerian]

i would like to post a retraction. it's actually it's all coming back to me now by one celine dion

what's the best shower karaoke song and why is it white houses

[forgedobsidian]

just read the first of sustem maintenance & i can already tell this is going to be rotting my brain,,, the way u write ock is so Chef’s Kiss. i humbly request/suggest/tell u i would love it in ur writing: radiation syndrome from the nuclear reaction that he’d been ignoring in the months of his timeline where the ai was in control & now is Masking the symptoms from the peters…… i have google docs of research on this pertaining to him i would just…. i’m frothing ok

KDJFGHLFSDKJGHDFKLJGHLFDKJG THANK U<333 i’m always happy when someone enjoys my writing ^-^

and FRICK I’D NEVER CONSIDERED RADIATION POISONING!!! i like how you think!! it totally makes sense that, if the containment field is what went awry, that whatever shielding was in place also failed. and, like, the first time the fusion went funky would have likely been enough to Mess Him Up™, but the second time around the reaction was MUCH bigger and he was closer to it for a longer period of time. oh Otto////

i might play with the idea of radiation syndrome in ‘system maintenance,’ (BC i love the angst potential of him keeping that information to himself) if that’s alright with you, but i’ve also been toying with the idea of a spiderman 2 AU where Peter does manage to drag Otto out of the river and he is. not. in very good shape. sorta melty? anyway i’ve been slowly building a list of stuff that would affect him medically and am for sure gonna add radiation poisoning

also feel free to send me any of the info you’ve collected if you need to Yell About Otto bc i’m just *eyes emoji*

[mindmojis]

Just out of curiosity where are the melty emoji in bucket in the queue

just bumped them to the top of the queue! i think they should post today

[chaoticgeminate]

13 15 29 30, for the soft ask thing

13: My comfort food is grilled cheese, whether its a simple one with melty American and cheddar or a full sandwich melt with turkey or ham and like gouda depending on what I have in the fridge. I don't get to enjoy them much anymore though since gluten-free bread (and gluten-free flour to make my own) is so expensive. But when I do I just feel so much better. (I'm also in the camp of using mayonnaise on the bread instead of butter for a better golden brown)

15: @mari13606 I didn't get an emoji but my word for you is "compassionate" I see you reblog all my posts about acceptance and growing to be a kinder more accepting and accommodating society 😘😘😘

29: My favorite time is night time, when everything is usually pretty quiet and still. Especially where I am now, since its more farmland aside from the military base just down the road, the stars are SUPER clear and I can just sit out back when it isn't cold or rainy and enjoy it more.

30: Home? That's easy, since my wife is home for me it's the smell of Irish Spring body wash or the sound of something Legend of Zelda related (her favorite game series) or halo music (we used to have LAN parties and split screen with all our friends when we first became friends 19 years ago.

[supposed2bfunny]

Yoo it’s me & you got me thinking. So 2D,spoiled only child,not real thoughtful(prob didn’t realize his mum did his laundry til he moved out and his laundry wasn’t magically clean anymore) & Murdoc leaves little candies and things in his pockets/around the house for him. Phase 5, Murdoc’s in jail. Suddenly there’s no candy around for him all the time. He’s confused about this until Noodle is like “who do you think did all that stuff for you?” What do you think that realization is like for him?

Uhhhh this may have expanded beyond anything I had in mind when you sent this ask hours ago, nips. Short ficlet under the cut!

It’s the second or third day after Ace moves in and the band moves forward with the new album that 2D finds the last vestige of Murdoc lurking on his things like a smelly miasma. He pulls on a worn sports jacket, a gift from FILA from 2013 or 2014, slips his hands into the pockets, and finds something heavy and metallic lurking in the right-side pocket.

Pulling it out, he beholds a silver ring bearing a skull, the sort of thing Marilyn Manson would have pulled off well in the 90s, that gothic bulkiness in which Murdoc has always aspired to look cool in and has never quite succeeded.

After a moment’s inspection, 2D does the logical thing: he hurls the ring down the staircase of the Spirit House, grinning with satisfaction at the sound of it bouncing off the wooden floors below and rolling away to be forgotten amongst debris and clutter and apathy.

“Tosser,” he mutters to himself.

The weeks wear on. Recording goes well, the band gets on just fine, and 2D does not think about Murdoc. 

However, he does suffer a few completely unrelated hang-ups that put the faintest damper on his otherwise now-near-perfect and tosser-free existence.

Primarily in the loss of surprise candy.

He wonders for the first time where all the sweets have gone.

And this leads him down the rabbit hole of wondering where they came from for the first time. For as long as he can remember, 2D has always been pleasantly surprised by hard candies, lemon sherbets, blue-raspberry lollies, Jelly Babies, even the rare Cadbury Creme Egg in the pockets of his jackets, or in his jeans, sometimes tucked into his beanies or even shoved into his pillowcases. Sort of like a tooth fairy has graced him at random times, leaving behind his preferred snacks. Good omens, if ever there was such a thing. 

It’s always reminded him of the way his mum used to leave Flake bars on his pillow after doing her weekly shopping, even when his dad went through his health kicks and tried to ban sweets from the house. 

He doesn’t exactly notice the loss until he’s standing in line at the market one day, purchasing several boxes of his preferred frozen chana masala dinners, when he impulsively grabs a few chocolate bars on his way to check out.

It’s only then that it occurs to him he hasn’t found any mystery goodies lying around for him in several weeks. Where had they come from in the first place, he muses. Noodle? Maybe Russel?

It doesn’t seem likely that Russel was giving them out, since he prefers to cook whole meals himself to serve the band. That leaves Noodle. And why wouldn’t she be sharing candy with him these days? Are they having a row?

As he makes his way home, he ponders what he could have done wrong to upset Noodle. She’d seemed perfectly fine the other day when they went out for bubble tea. She’d even laughed when he’d sucked the boba through the thick straw by sticking it between the gap between his front teeth. Things had seen positively chilly between them!

Being the brave, no-nonsense man that he is, and the de facto leader of the band now that the tosser is locked up for lord-knew-what, he figures he ought to confront her about it straightaway.

So he gives it a couple of days, in case she needs to blow off steam or cool down. Then a few more days, figuring she can approach him first to apologize, he should really be the bigger man. Then he gives it yet a few more days, just to be sure they are in fact having a row. Because rehearsals seem normal. Noodle’s spirits seem as high as ever, her Instagram posts emoji-saturated, her smiles genuine, her laughter nonstop as she develops a close bond with Ace and the two become inseparable. 

Finally, he bumps into her one night: they’re nothing reaching for their preferred coconutmilk ice cream sometime past two in the morning.

“Great minds think alike,” she smiles. “I’ll grab the bowls.”

“Hey, Noods,” he says, leaning back against the counter casually and popping the carton open. “Can I ask you something?”

“What’s up, Dee?”

“Are you...aw, it’s gonna sound so silly! You ready to laugh? You’re not cross with me, are you?”

She hands him a bowl and spoon and gets scooping. “Cross with you? Not at all--” he nearly drops his bowl in relief--”why do you ask?”

“Nah, forget it. What’s Ace say? Fuggeddaboutit?”

She pulls a face. “That was a really shitty accent.”

“Aint that the point?”

“I guess,” she concedes. “Anyway, I want to know why you thought I was cross with you: just tell me!”

“Well...I guess I kind of miss the candy you always shared with me.”

Noodle pops her spoon into her mouth, sits on the kitchen table and crosses one leg over the other. “Huh? What candy?”

“I mean, you’re the sweet tooth queen, Noods! You always have candies on you, and you used to share ‘em with me. And I guess I miss it a little bit.”

“When did I last share candy with you?” she asks. “It’s been like, a million years since I placed one of those bulk orders of the good stuff from Japan that I like.”

“No, no, not any Japanese candy. I just mean like, Jelly Babies and stuff. You used to leave ‘em in my coat pockets, or sitting out on my keyboards to surprise me. Like, rewind a month or so ago, you’d do it all the time.”

“No I wouldn’t,” she answers, looking thoroughly perplexed. 

“But...” he frowns down at his ice cream. It’s too cold still, hasn’t begun to get all good and melty the way he likes it. Just a lump of chill and ice. “Then who did?”

“You mean the little presents Murdoc always used to leave out for you? 2D, that was all Murdoc.”

There’s a pause as 2D continues to leer down at his bowl, almost forgetting that he’s not alone in the room. He remembers the skull ring he’d found and thrown. He remembers the candies sitting on the bench by his piano in the basement, the comic books rolled up and jammed into the case of his acoustic guitar, the comic books he has no memory of purchasing though they feature his favorite heroes. He remembers the fidget cube he’d found one day in his sock drawer, and the Cadbury Creme Eggs next to his condoms by the bedside.

“Hey,” Noodle’s voice draws him back out. “You okay?”

“Yeah,” he says quickly. “Everything’s fine, luv.”

She arches a brow at him; she knows he only calls her that when he's unfocused. “It’s okay to miss him, you know,” she says gently. “Sometimes I do too. He was pretty indulgent towards you, when he wanted to be. Can’t blame you for missing that.”

“Yeah right,” he forces a chuckle. “Think we’re all doing better with that sod out of the band for a bit. I’m having a nice time stretching my legs, so to speak. Really, I’m much happier these days, in case that wasn’t obvious.”

“Okay,” she responds, and she sounds patronizing, but maybe it’s just his imagination. “I’m gonna go finish the movie I started,” she hops off the counter, leaving him to his thoughts. “G’night.”

“’Kay, night!” He sits down at the table properly, intending to finish his dessert. But while it melts, he figures he has time for a smoke. He pats his pants pockets, realizes he doesn’t have any cigarettes on him. Murdoc always had ciggies with him, no matter where he was, no matter what level of dress or undress he was in. These days, 2D often finds himself with smokes but no lighter, or playing with a lighter but lacking in smokes.

Not in the mood to get up to find some, he instead sits there, fiddles with his spoon. It seems wrong to qualify Murdoc’s behavior as kindness, given that the word is so contradictory to his entire persona. Murdoc is not kind. Never has been. Murdoc is a tosser, a criminal, an impulsive crackhead with a tendency to make decisions that hurt those around him.

A selfish prick...whose arbitrary actions have unwittingly brought him joy for months, years, shit, he can’t remember when he first started noticing these little treats and presents left out for him, like a corvid collecting bottle caps for a preferred human companion. 

He hates Murdoc then, not for his cruelty and nasty behavior, but for his capacity to defy his own constructed persona. 

Sometime deep into these thoughts, he realizes that his ice cream has melted beyond the point of being softened and melty: it’s just a puddle of coconutmilk soup with a caramel swirl. It’s also lukewarm. It’s also approaching four in the morning.

Joints cracking as he stands, 2D brings his bowl to the sink, then approaches the bottom of the staircase. He pulls up the flashlight on his cellphone, casts it around the foyer and the living room, peaks under unpacked boxes of records and ottomans collecting dust and many, many, many pairs of shoes.

He doesn’t find that ring he’d thrown. Eventually, he gives up looking and heads to bed.

For the first time since he’d received a phone call from the local police station, he dreams of Murdoc, wakes up with crusty eyes and tight lungs and stares at the ceiling for a long time. He feels less like the leader of the band then, and more like a wayward child. A runaway. A vagabond. Directionless.

Eventually, he reaches out an arm, fumbles blindly till he finds the notebook he’s been writing lyrics in. With a sigh, he hoists himself up into a sitting position, rolls his shoulders; a joint cracks somewhere in his neck.

His pen scratches dryly a bit against the blank page at first, reluctant to share its ink with him. The hiss of nub against paper, friction. Then, the ink floods out, all at once. 

[chaotic-bells]

🌟 dig a little deeper 🌟

My tag buddy Emma @herefortommo​ knows my addiction to tag games too well and tagged me for this fun one. It is indeed long, so read more after the thingy.

I’ll tag... @promisethatillnevertell and @cgg3913 - it’s totally fine if you don’t do it! this is a long, long one. 

1. do you prefer writing with a black pen or a blue pen?

blue pen

2. would you prefer to live in the country or in the city?

country

3. if you could learn a new skill, what would it be?

writing

4. do you drink your tea/coffee with sugar?

yes, how much will depend on the mood and what it is. 

5. what was your favorite book as a child?

I had two books of fables, like... massive books with over 100 fables each. I read *a lot* as a child, but these two were some of my favorites as a little kid. 

6. do you prefer baths or showers?

shower. really don’t like baths - i get suuuper bored and it feels cramped (probably because not only am I tall, but I am also fat)

7. if you could be a mythical creature, which one would you be?

vampire

8. paper or electronic books?

paper is nicer, but I don’t mind ebooks at all and it’s nice cause I have a huuuuge collection at all times.

9. what is your favorite item of clothing?

a sheer tiered black dress. dresses in general.

10. do you like your name? would you like to change it?

nah, it’s fine. when I was a kid I wanted to be called Luisa, which is what my dad wanted to name me and it was the name of my best friend. since I’ve started using nicknames more, i don’t mind so much.

11. who is a mentor to you?

don’t think I have one. @whatagreatproblemtohave was definitely unknowingly (or knowingly, possibly) my Tumblr mentor. but in life i was just the .... go and do it type.

12. would you like to be famous? if so, what for?

not particularly. a writer would be a cool kind of famous; mainly famous between fans, no one would recognize you all that much and you probably could still live a somewhat normal life.

13. are you a restless sleeper?

depends. i usually don’t remember dreaming, i fall asleep pretty much instantaneously when i want (people have said it’s almost freaky at how fast i fall asleep) and stay that way until my cats start headbutting me in the morning. But from time to time, usually when I’m stressed with something, i do remember my dreams and then it’s just tossing and turning the whole evening.

14. do you consider yourself to be a romantic person?

yes i am. but I also have a baggage where this was used against me, and it’s really hard for me to show that side anymore, so I usually come off as cold. 

15. which element best represents you?

earth

16. who do you want to be closer to?

some of the people i’ve met recently here. i think there are a lot of people here who share my world view and could be amazing real life friends. 

17. do you miss someone at the moment?

no one in particular. i miss the idea of someone though.

18. tell us about an early childhood memory.

when I was about 6, my friend and I were very bored and it was very warm. we stealthily stole a bunch of toilet paper rolls from our apartments, went down to the building’s playground, stuffed the paper in all the drains and turned on the hose. We flooded the playground really, really badly, but weren’t discovered until hours later when we went to our homes soaking wet from playing all day.  

19. what is the strangest thing you have eaten?

I don’t think it is strange - it is super tasty - but loads of people freak out? Chicken feet, neck and other weird bits of the chicken? My grandmother used to make them in a stew like way, and they get all melty and it’s delicious. Also ‘dobradinha’ which i don’t like at all, which is made out of  cow's flat white stomach lining. And cow’s tongue, which is probably the best part of the cow and people who have never eaten one cooked well really freak out? 

20. what are you most thankful for?

not sure how this is going to sound like, but... my own adaptability. i really can’t imagine where I would be right now if I wasn’t so good at handling life changes. I’m 31 and already had to start over with nothing to my name four times. 

21. do you like spicy food?

Not really. I mean, I do - but I like the spice level to be at a point where I can taste the dish. I don’t like when everything is so spicy you might as well just eat the pure pepper, which seems to be most dishes I see. Pepper can be super flavorful, but if all you’re feeling is the heat than that’s not enjoyable for me.

22. have you ever met someone famous?

yes, quite a few times. both my mom and my stepfather worked in TV and cinema (where they met) as a costume designer and sound engineer, and with that I met loads of people. 

23. do you keep a diary or journal?

tried many times, failed. I’m horrible with a routine.

24. do you prefer to use pen or pencil?

pen

25. what is your star sign?

capricorn

26. do you like your cereal crunchy or soggy?

crunchy

27. what would you want your legacy to be?

i don’t really care? i don’t feel like i need to leave my mark on the world.

28. do you like reading? What was the last book you read?

yes, a lot. i’ve been reading a LOT of fanfiction. Actual book was probably The Rosary Girls.

29. how do you show someone you love them?

spending time with them, sharing interests. it will very very rarely be a vocal thing.

30. do you like ice in your drinks?

depend on the drink. i prefer if the drink itself is cold.

31. what are you afraid of?

disappointing people. (and never seeing 1D back together). This is an unintentional RPDR reference, but that dialogue really spoke to my soul.

32. what is your favorite scent?

peppermint

33. do you address older people by their name or surname?

name. 

34. if money was not a factor, how would you live your life?

probably the same, except with less worry. instead of working on what I do now, I would spend my time volunteering for a cat shelter, or have my own. more time for my craft and sewing, would study something.

35. do you prefer swimming in pools or the ocean?

neither, if I am honest, but definitely swimming pools if i’m forced to chose.

36. what would you do if you found $50 in the ground?

try to find the owner. if I couldn’t, i would keep it. wallets are one thing - i’ve found a few before and I always call their bank and give them my contact (not the police, that doesn’t do anything), but pure cash? can’t trace that. i’ve lost money before, and i just hope whoever found it used it well. 

37. have you ever seen a shooting star? did you make a wish?

yes and yes. 

38. what is one thing you would want to teach your children?

empathy

39. if you had to have a tattoo, what would it be and where would you get it?

my next one is definitely going to be Louis’ smiley face. I actually dreamed about it this evening, it was a very anxious dream and apparently my subconscious really want me to get the smiley with a tiny little doodle anchor next to it? on my wrist? 

40. what can you hear now?

the fan of my computer screaming and my cats eating.

41. where do you feel the safest?

my bed

42. what is one thing you want to overcome/conquer?

is it too much to put my entire childhood here?

43. if you could travel back to any era, what would it be?

Woodstock. I would enjoy those days for about a week before going mad. I like my modern comforts.

44. what is your most used emoji?

🤣

45. describe yourself using one word.

impulsive

46. what do you regret the most?

nothing. i do the best i can at the situation I am in. yes, i would probably change stuff if i had the knowledge i have today, but that’s not regret. 

47. last movie you saw?

Mr. Right.

48. last tv show you watched?

Ru Paul Drag Race All Start season 5

49. invent a word and its meaning

out of 49 this is the only one I’ll skip. oversharing? no problem. creativity? erm... my brain just goes blank.

[ficsandcatsandficsandcats]

Hi I would like to request part 1 of the stanley tucci x kat novella we talked about last night 🤣 okay okay i kid... unless? 👀

Fandom: Joz’s Imagination Pairing: Stanley Tucci x Kat Word Count: 818 Rating: G Taglist: Literally only @heroics-and-heartbreak wants this to exist a/n: You thought you were just making a joke. You should’ve known I’d do it after my boyfriend requested “train fic” and I made it happen somehow. E n j o y !

She’d had a very, very long day.

Working as a therapist at a nonprofit was incredibly fulfilling and in many ways it was her dream job, but it was hard work. If she ever met the person who coined the phrase “if you love what you do you’ll never work a day in your life” she would punch them right in the face because at the end of the day, even if you love it, work is work. That was why she was so happy when she got a text from her boyfriend.

The Tucc: What are your plans for the evening? Therapissed: After how today went I was thinking about going home and just burrowing my face in Dashiell’s stomach The Tucc: Oh dear. Well, I’d hate to pull you away from your time with Dash, but I wonder if I could tempt you to come by my place tonight? I finally got that cheese I told you about Therapissed: Cheese you say? Therapissed: *eyes emoji* The Tucc: I’ll send an Uber to pick you up. See you soon xx

Within 20 minutes she was standing at his doorstep where she could already smell the red sauce he’d no doubt been simmering all day. She pulled out the key he’d given her at Christmas and let herself into his home.

“Knock knock,” she said as she entered, slipping her black flats off by the door and shrugging off the grey peacoat. Stanley appeared, a dishtowel thrown over his shoulder and a smile on his face.

“Just in time,” he announced, giving her a hug and pressing a soft peck on her cheek. His hand took hold of one of hers and escorted her into the little dining area which already had a sumptuous cheese plate prepared.

“Can I get you a glass of your usual vintage?” he asked as he walked back into the kitchen.

“Oh yes,” she replied with a smile, “And then you’ll have to walk me through a tour of this plate.”

He returned and handed her a wine glass filled with a sparkling water he kept around specifically for her. He’d added a sprig of mint and some cranberries that bristled with bubbles at the bottom.

“Now this is the one I was telling you about, the p’tit basque,” he said, pointing to a perfectly laid out series of small, white wedges, “Then of course we have some goat cheese, some brie that’s been toasted so it’s nice and melty – it pairs perfectly with the garlic rubbed French bread slices I have here – and I added an exceptional manchego I found at the market as well.”

Her mouth watered as he described them and by the time he’d finished she was already reaching for some of the newly acquired cheese. He watched her face as she took a bite and sighed at the delicious taste, doing the little happy dance she always did when she ate something tasty. When she opened her eyes she saw him watching her, his eyes twinkling with amusement.

“Acceptable?” he asked.

“You really do know the way to a girl’s heart,” she replied with a fond smile that he returned. He retreated into the kitchen to finish cooking and as she nibbled on the various cheese, she talked with him about her day. Well, as much as HIPPA would permit. Most of the problems had been to do with coworkers, though, and as he waited for the pasta to cook he crossed his arms and leaned against the doorway, watching her with an empathetic expression on his face as she spoke.

“Well it sounds like you’ve had one hell of a day,” he said when she had finished.

“I did,” she agreed, “But it’s much better now.”

He beamed, always happy when he could lighten her load even a bit, and went back to finish the dinner. She set the table as he put the finishing touches together, very familiar with his kitchen by this point in their relationship. She had a toothbrush in his bathroom and half a drawer. They were both slow and careful in the progression of their relationship but the unhurried pace was a testament to the comfort they felt with each other. There was no fear that they had to quickly lock each other down as some did when they were dating later in life, and there was no evasion of intimacy or fear of commitment. It was just a soft, slow entwining of their lives that would segue into something uniquely their own, whether that meant a ring or not wasn’t a concern at this point in time. At this moment she was just happy to have a warm meal she didn’t have to cook and a man who knew the best way to take care of her was to let her vent and then ply her with cheese and Italian food.

[honeyboyfelix]

STRAY KIDS DOUBLE KNOT

the beginning is just the teaser like most of their vids are

they arent in the city? but theyre somewhere close almost reminds me of voices (abandoned small city) which could mean something *eye emoji*

astronaut billboard...which makes me interested to see what astronaut will be like but i guess well just have to wait

JISUNG

yall i fucking thought my heart was gonna jump out my chest the first listen (i am writing this on my third)

lix and innie sitting across from each other in like a hallway somewhere

ties shoes double knot ayy double knot ayyy (also glitchy effects)

bruh center sung with that fit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hes trying to make me a triple ult and id let him he looks so fucking good

minhos voice is so good im cry

im so proud of him hhhhhhhhhhhh

(also that fit....minsung have my favorite fits this era)

when they transition into each other on the street.....yes just yes

seaungmins voice....crying

those close-ups of all of them....this era yall the vibes.....oof

idk why but this might be my favorite hyunjin verse dont @ me

a compass (the symbolism....we love that) (also more glitchy)

this dance is insane i-

isnt there a theory about them running....well they are a runnin in this one so

theres kinda....idk but minho seems to glitch teleport during 1:14-1:17 ish and idk if its him glitching or just a weird angle change where he looks displaced but ive noticed it the three times ive watched it so i guess its good to note

asdfghj i accidentally paused it ona horrible glitchy part that was like that melty glitch from my pace and i cant show you guys cause im on my xbox but im crying (timestamp is 1:26)

felix’s part is so good and the dance during this part is even better im fuck9ng crying i cant wait for the stages asdfghjkl

he jumpin he skippin he....multiplyin his body

changbin and felix: we multiplying haha (said in the we annoying meme tone)

lixxie has a compass.....where he going with that tho whats he lookin for?

is im not to blind i believe that necklace says take off....the planes....from victory song....connection?

ugh woojins voice and this coreo ....oof

a drone....theyre still being watched and im concerned so maybe they never actually got free

i like how when they notice it they just like stop

idk why....stay with me here....this part where hyunjin is at like a crossroads in the street reminds me of tmt but like....opposite vibes. tmt hyunjin felt like he was lost but just going with it (to me) and this one....he looks panicked and scared and alone (as opposed to the busy four-way light from tmt)

this scene is so pretty with the sun behind them :(    

the glass breaking sound effect....is part of the song???????

bruh center minho......ill just d word now

we start a running again

hyunjin (i think, im blind so i cant see faces well) is running and he stops at a key...

the door from the teaser

the coreo is fucking rad

chan rising up and then the rest of the members all rising up behing him....yes

i think the key that chan put in the door is the same one that hyunjin finds that tracks that makes sense...

the end pose is so good

now the big one.....TEY CHANGED THE END CARD TO THE OWNERS OF CLE IM GOING TO GO FUCKING FEREL HOW LONG HAVE THEY BEEN SITTING ON THAT THEYVE HAD THE SAME END CARD FOR OVER A YEAR

i love this mv they did so good

[tamasous]

YOTSUBA TAMAKI [VAE] Rabbit Chat Part 4: Cotton Candy Rabbit Monster

Part 1|Part 2|Part 3|Part 4|Part 5

Tamaki: Manager good work—

Tsumugi: Tamaki-san, thank you for your hard work!

Tamaki: Time for the real thing already?

Tamaki: The fashion show

Tamaki: And the concert

Tsumugi: That’s right! It’s almost time for the VAE performance, so I’d be grateful if you came to the dressing room.

Tamaki: Okay—

Tamaki: Just got out of an activity booth

Tamaki: Virtual monster

Tamaki: Iorin was with me the whole time

Iori: Manager, thank you for your hard work.

Tsumugi: Iori-san, thank you for your hard work!

Tsumugi: That’s the virtual monster booth where you wear a headset and look like cute monsters, right? Earlier I heard via rabbit chat that you two were trying it out, but I wish I could’ve seen it myself! Lol

Tsumugi: I heard that Tamaki-san became a cotton candy rabbit monster and Iori-san became a cute green dinosaur monster!

Tsumugi: (sparkly Kinako emoji)

Iori: The cotton candy rabbit-like Yotsuba-san was fresh and not bad.

Tamaki: Dinosaur Iorin too—

Iori: The main characteristics of the game were the monster shape we were transformed into and the bright colorful hues. It was a very worthwhile booth to research women’s preferences.

Tsumugi: I’m glad you two were able to get your fill of the virtual experience!

Iori: The events that we could experience were also enhanced, so Yotsuba-san was immersed in it.

Tamaki: Yeah—

Tamaki: The candy land

Tamaki: That was fun

Iori: It’s an event called “Doki Doki☆Lick☆Candy Land.”

Iori: The setting is that we become monsters and venture through a candy land.

Tsumugi: It sounds sort of like a fairytale…!

Tsumugi: How was the candy land?

Tamaki: (sparkly Kinako emoji)

Tamaki: It was awesome

Tamaki: I wanna live there

Tamaki: The houses and cars and roads and everything were candy

Tamaki: There were chocolate and biscuits and even pudding

Tamaki: There were also potato chips, so you can eat sweet and salty things forever

Tamaki: The best

Tsumugi: Oh… I’m worried about the calories, but it truly seems like a dream…!

Iori: You can’t actually eat anything, but you could do a motion where you take and eat biscuits from the wall of a house.

Iori: So it did give me the feeling that I ate it.

Tsumugi: How nice, I want to try living there too…!

Tamaki: Nn—

Tamaki: I don’t think you should

Tamaki: It’s dangerous

Tsumugi: It’s dangerous…?

Tamaki: There are traps

Tsumugi: Traps!?

Tamaki: The chocolate tunnel is, a trap

Tsumugi: But it must smell sweet so I’d like to try to go inside…

Iori: There was a chocolate tunnel in the town. However, once you enter, the chocolate starts melting and traps intruders.

Tsumugi: Eh!!

Tamaki: It was super duper scary

Tamaki: Suuper melty

Tamaki: I managed to escape

Iori: As expected of Yotsuba-san’s reflexes.

Iori: I was deep within the tunnel so I couldn’t escape in time, and ended up becoming a clump of chocolate.

Tsumugi: Iori-san became a clump of chocolate!?

Iori: That tunnel turned out to be a factory.

Iori: After becoming chocolate, I was combined with a biscuit and shipped out on a conveyor belt.

Tsumugi: Shipped out!!!

Tsumugi: So you went from being a monster to a chocolate biscuit…! (1)

Tamaki: Chocolate biscuit Iorin was super panicky

Tamaki: It was like a roller coaster huh

Tamaki: He rolled all over the place

Tamaki: But I saved him

Tamaki: (sunglasses Ousama Purin emoji)

Tsumugi: I’m glad!

Tsumugi: So Tamaki-san saved Iori-san from the conveyor belt!

Tsumugi: (fallen Kinako emoji)

Iori: What do you mean you saved me (anger)

Iori: Rather than saving me, you ended up mercilessly eating me!

Iori: (angry Kinako emoji)

Tsumugi: You ate him!?

Tamaki: Well the chocolate biscuit looked yummy

Tamaki: And I was asked, “Wanna eat it?”

Tamaki: By the game

Tsumugi: Could it be, that was the game’s option?

Tamaki: Yeah—

Tamaki: That’s why I ate him starting from the head

Tamaki: When I bit him it made a loud noise

Tamaki: Crunch crunch

Tamaki: Munch munch

Tsumugi: So it was a hard chocolate biscuit…!?

Tamaki: There was no flavor so it was disappointing

Iori: You sure are an unbelievable person (anger) (anger) (anger)

Tamaki: But when I ate him he returned back to normal

Tamaki: Dinosaur Iorin

Tamaki: Aren’t you glad

Iori: What was there to be glad about… If you didn’t look like a cotton candy monster, I definitely wouldn’t have forgiven you.

Tamaki: So you liked the cotton candy rabbit after all?

Iori: Nevermind the cotton candy rabbit, the virtual monster itself is not at fault. The criminal is Yotsuba-san who was inside, you know.

Tsumugi: It was a disaster for Iori-san, but it sounds very fun!

Tsumugi: (sparkly Kinako emoji)

Tamaki: Manager

Tamaki: We’re almost at the dressing room

Tsumugi: Got it!

Tsumugi: Perfect timing. Thank you very much!

Tsumugi: Let’s do our best on the VAE performance!

Iori: Let’s work hard.

Tamaki: Yeah—

Tamaki: (thumbs up Ousama Purin emoji)

T/N: (1) I think this is a typo. In the chat, Iori says this line, but it sounds like it should’ve been Tsumugi’s.

[babywhereyougone]

[Translation] The Television 2019-01 - Wild Sexy (Part 2 - 20 Questions) (original scans: nsnsns_mmm@twitter)

1. When’s your birthday? Ryo: October 30, 2000 Mizuki: October 31, 2000 Yuto: November 15, 1999 Soya: September 20, 2002 Ryuto: September 30, 2002

2. Where’s your hometown? Ryo: Kangawa Prefecture Mizuki: Kanagawa Prefecture Yuto: Kanagawa Prefecture Soya: Tokyo Ryuto: Kanagawa Prefecture

3. What’s your blood type? Ryo: O Mizuki: AB Yuto: A Soya: A Ryuto: O 4.What’s your hobby/special skill? Ryo: My hobby is billiards. I have been playing it for about a year and have gotten pretty good. My special skill is talking with people I’ve never met before. Zero shyness. Mizuki: My hobby is shopping. My special skill is eliminating my presence. No matter the circumstance, I can disappear with ease and have people wondering where I went (laughs). Yuto: Baseball. I played it from second grade to my first year of high school. I also love watching it. Soya: To debate and talk about the world news and topics. Ryuto: Playing the ukulele is a recent hobby. I bought it when I was abroad, and I got really into it after I played it as a break from the test studying period. My special skills is turning things I hate into things I like. Such an example is acrobatics! 5. On average, how many hours of sleep do you get a night? Ryo: 6 hours. I sleep at midnight and wake up at 6 in the morning. Mizuki: About 7 hours. Today was 6 hours. Yuto: 8 hours. Today was about 8 hours, but the ideal is 24 hours. I can sleep all day! Soya: 6 hours. I got 11 hours today so I’m super content. Ryuto: 7.5 hours. It was about 6 hours today. 6. What’s your favorite thing to eat lately? Ryo: Beef tongue. I buy a block of beef tongue, cook it in sesame oil, and mix it with some spring onions. Eating it like that is the best. Mizuki: The smell of truffle. (Iwahashi) Genki went to this place and had truffle french fries that were super good and now obsessed with, but I haven’t had the chance to try yet (laughs). Yuto: Convenience store oden. I must have daikon and sometimes I’ll also buy egg and kon’nyaku, too. Soya: Cream croquette. Crispy on the outside and soft, melty center inside. Ryuto: Convenience store kalbi bento. 7. What did you eat today? Ryo: For breakfast, I had yesterday’s leftover yakiniku. For lunch, I had curry. Mizuki: Bacon cheeseburger. Yuto: Kimchi. I wasn’t feeling too well this morning, but I felt better after eating kimchi. Soya: For breakfast ad lunch, I had beef tongue rice my mother made. Ryuto: For breakfast I had cereal. I was studying for tests during lunch so I didn’t get a chance to eat… When I’m immersed in something, my appetite takes a break. 8. How many texts do you send in a day? Ryo: About 50. I have about 10 people I talk with regularly. I call in my downtime, so I don’t text much. Mizuki: Almost zero. I immediately reply when I get something, but I rarely send anything myself. Yuto: About 50. Soya: I don’t answer my phone when I’m busy so zero. I usually only text my family, the group members, senpais, and some other people, so maybe about 4 a day. Ryuto: About 3. I call more than text. 9. Who in Johnny’s did you message most recently? Ryo: Shime-chan (Shimekake Ryuya) texted me, “Why didn’t you come to the stage show,?” and I replied, “Because of work and tests.” I want to go if I could~ Mizuki: Nishimura Takuya of Kansai Johnny’s Jr. When I have time, I’d ask him how he is and he sends back a nice reply. Yuto: 7MEN Samurai’s Sasaki Taiko and I entered the company at the same time, so he’s always being cheeky with me. For instance, he saw the TV show I appeared on recently, “Everyone looked amazing …except for Yuto” (laughs). Soya: Tanaka Juri-kun. He gave me advice on the rap I did for “The Shounen Club.” Ryuto: (Sasaki) Taiko. He wants to get something simple across but can’t find the right words for it so the text comes off as angry (laughs). 10. What’s your favorite emoji? Ryo: Cute, funny faces emojis. Mizuki: LINE stamp of the white, round character with his thumbs up. Yuto: Stamps of my favorite anime character. I use the “OK” and “Thank You” ones a lot. Soya: Surreal character stamp of a slim kid. The one where he’s bowing going, “G’mornnnnn!!” is convenient so I use it a lot. Ryuto: Grinning and laughing white bear. I like the relaxed, half-baked ones. 11. What’s on your homescreen? Ryo: A picture taken at Disneyland of JUNIOR 5, including Saku-chan. Mizuki: It’s completely white. I can see the icons easier this way. Yuto: A picture of Mount Fuji I took outside of the hotel window on a family trip. Soya: It’s a photo of a single red rose I purchased. The photo quality on my phone is really good so the red is so vivid and beautiful. Ryuto: The view of the ocean at sunset. Around the summer, it was of Yuto’s expression upon taking a photo with Matsumoto Jun-kun in the dressing room. 12. What’s the most recent photo you took? Ryo: Of my own hair. Just dyed it black. Mizuki: Choreo video. Yuto: A picture of Matsumoto Jun-kun during his concert. The pose he was during while wearing pink gloves was really cool so I took a picture of it without thinking about it when I saw it in a magazine or something. Soya: A picture with friends taken in front of the emergency stairwell on the day of the school culture festival. But we took it with the light the wrong direction so it was a big fail (laughs). Ryuto: Taiko holding a ukulele. 13. What sort of pictures do you have the most in your camera roll? Ryo: Pictures with friends. When we go out, we ask people nearby to take photos for us. Mizuki: I don’t really take photos, they’re pretty much all choreography videos. Yuto: Photos of the members’ selfies when they steal my phone. I dunno what kind of faces Hashimoto-kun makes, Saku-chan’s photos are of eyes wide open, etc. (laughs). Soya: Family. My older sister loves photos so there’s a lot of everyone. I’m like cut off to the side. Ryuto: Of the members. I turn my camera towards the members in between rehearsals. I have a lot of good faces from Yuto. 14. What do you always have in your bag? Ryo: Breath mints. Mizuki: Mask and tissues. And a train character chewing gum. I loved that gum since I was kid so I always have it. Yuto: Perfume. I’m into scents, and I’ve been into jasmine lately. Soya: Hand wipes. I use it when there isn’t any hand soap when I’m out. Ryuto: A ballpoint ben. It’s the kind with both black and red ink together and it fits into my wallet. 15. What’s your most recent purchase? Ryo: Hawaiian jewelry. I bought something that has “strength” associated with it. Mizuki: A red smartphone case. (Takahashi) Kaito gave me a case that has a built-in battery that I’ve been using, but the color faded… so I went and bought the same color and style! Yuto: Hawaiian ring. Soya: Five rings from Hawaii. My fingers look pretty when I put them on. Ryuto: Mobile battery. 16. What do you want the most right now? Ryo: Motorcycle. I want to ride one during a concert! I have to get a license first, though. Mizuki: I want to try living on my own so I want a one bedroom apartment (laughs). Yuto: White sneakers or boots. I surprisingly like white, even the wristwatch I’m wearing now is white. Soya: A super amazing massage chair for when I’m tense. I never experienced it before, but I want to experience the first class cabin of an airplane. Ryuto: Macro lens for an SLR camera. 17. What type of girls do you like? Ryo: A girl who looks good with short, brown hair. Mizuki: A girl who supports and doesn’t reject my opinions. Yuto: Someone who isn’t clingy, a girl who is a bit of a tomboy. Soya: A bit of a dreamer who says funny, innocent things at times. Ryuto: Someone who talks for me. I don’t hate conversation, but I’m bad at bringing up topics… 18. If you were a girl, which member do you want to go out with? Ryo: None! I know too much about them all so it would be bad (laughs). If it’s any other group, then (Yoshizawa) Shizuya-kun. He’s so nice. Mizuki: Sakuma! Since he wouldn’t be disagreeable with me (laughs). Yuto: None (laughs). But, if Saku-chan was my boyfriend, it would be pleasantly fun. Soya: Hard pass on all (laughs). But if I had to choose someone, the person that fits the answer to the last question the most would be Sakuma. Ryuto: I guess Mizuki-kun. If I were his girlfriend, I’d probably fuss a bit over if he’s sleepy. 19. When do you feel the most happy? Ryo: When I’m talking with my friends at school about how we’re graduating soon. It’s a bit sad though—that only have a little bit of time left together with my classmates. Mizuki: When I hit the snooze button. And, when I eat yummy foods! Yuto: That feeling when I realize that so many different people love me now than ever before. Soya: Shampoo (hair wash) at the beauty salon. Ryuto: When I can relate to a book I’m reading. 20. What’s one thing you want to say to yourself about this past year? Ryo: You’ve grown up a lot! You now like black costumes more than the sparkly ones, you now have an interest in cars and motorcycles, your tone suddenly changed. Mizuki: Blossom. It’s your final year of high school, and it feels like it was spent brilliantly blossoming. Yuto: It was an incredible, spectacular year! Soya: You worked hard! Deserving of praise! Ryuto: You worked hard! You gave everything you had in all the work opportunities given this year.

[th3---v01d]

Pizza Emoji Review

Trying to do a realistic shade. Not pulling it off well. Looks like plastic. Uncanny pizza. Still would eat though 3/5

NO. Where is the cheese? Where is the sauce? Where is anything that even resembles a pizza? The nice detail on the pepperoni serves only to taunt me. WHY IS THE BREAD MELTING??? 0/5

The minimalism pays off here. Nice melt on the cheese, even if the positioning is a little odd. Over-enthusiastic outline makes it look like it has emerged from the Pizza Void. Sounds like a good place 4/5

All the ingredients here on their own look like they should work, but something’s just... off about this. The cheese is off-putting and the meltiness is grotesque. Onions look suspiciously like toenail clippings. 2/5 they tried

A solid attempt. Good pizza. My friend. The stuffed crust is going places. Pepperoni looks odd, though, almost as though this is a jewel-encrusted pizza. Not complaining. 5/5

Impressive minimalism going on here. Balancing well on it’s end. A solid attempt, but not actually appealing in any way. I have very mixed emotions about the green diamonds. ???/5